November 07, 2003

Wade v. Rove

Mea, maxima mondo culpa to all you RoveHos lookin' for a fix this week, and coming up bupkus. I'm working on a wicked long entry (one needs an especially long entry where Rovey's concerned, I'll tell you!) which'll be posted soon, but for now...

War Protester Subpoenas Bush Officials

"COLUMBIA, S.C. - A man charged with entering a restricted area during an October 2002 presidential visit has subpoenaed U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft (news - web sites) and Bush political adviser Karl Rove to testify at his trial next week."

Well garsh! If I knew it was *that* easy to get in the same room with Rovey, I'd have filed a motion *ages* ago.

"Mr. Rove, you're being served."

"What's this lawsuit about?"

"My client is charging you with breaking and entering."

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"Sneaking into her dreams and stealing her heart, Sir. Not to mention destruction of *very* private property."


"Her lingerie, sir. It's suffered severe dampness damage and she claims it's all your fault..."

To be continued...

Posted by Virginia at November 7, 2003 06:27 PM