Note to Rovey - even if triumphantly ta-taed NaughtyStars like Mary Carey are making tapioca eyes at you, be a gracious Glubblenumpers and at least *try* and recall just who it is that makes your morning Metamucil smoothies and lovingly tucks your bathing suit bits into the Reward Harness each night at bedtime?
xxxVirginia
Bush's GOP Soiree Attracts a Veteran at Pressing the Flesh
By Richard Leiby
Thursday, May 19, 2005; Page C03
When a news release crossed our desk yesterday proclaiming that a porn star named Mary Carey would attend a June dinner with President Bush , we figured it had to be a hoax. But it's true. It just won't be an intimate dinner with the prez...
Contemplating a run for California lieutenant governor next year, the voluptuous actress says she hopes to network with GOP officials here. "I'm especially looking forward to meeting Karl Rove," she cooed in a statement. "Smart men like him are so sexy."
Harrumph! You'd think that after all this time, it would have sunk on in everyone that Rovey's pudding tub is open to all who might care to take a soak, but some folks must just have ears full o' tapioca.
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From: dedbob [mailto:{name redacted to protect the deeply misinformed}@earthlink.net]
Sent: Saturday, May 14, 2005 12:07 AM
To: virginia@ilovekarlrove.com
Subject: He's gay.
You do know that the fascist shithead that pulls the strings of the retard/puppet president is a homosexual, don't you?
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Dear Dedbob,
Have you nubbled with my Plumplenumpkins? My Rovey sure as heckypants isn't gay. He's omnisexual. It would be truly cruel, indeed, to deny anyone of any gender or species access to his trouser treats!
xxxVirginia