May 19, 2005

Roveing Thighs

Note to Rovey - even if triumphantly ta-taed NaughtyStars like Mary Carey are making tapioca eyes at you, be a gracious Glubblenumpers and at least *try* and recall just who it is that makes your morning Metamucil smoothies and lovingly tucks your bathing suit bits into the Reward Harness each night at bedtime?


Bush's GOP Soiree Attracts a Veteran at Pressing the Flesh

By Richard Leiby

Thursday, May 19, 2005; Page C03

When a news release crossed our desk yesterday proclaiming that a porn star named Mary Carey would attend a June dinner with President Bush , we figured it had to be a hoax. But it's true. It just won't be an intimate dinner with the prez...

Contemplating a run for California lieutenant governor next year, the voluptuous actress says she hopes to network with GOP officials here. "I'm especially looking forward to meeting Karl Rove," she cooed in a statement. "Smart men like him are so sexy."

Posted by Virginia at 12:50 PM

May 17, 2005


Harrumph! You'd think that after all this time, it would have sunk on in everyone that Rovey's pudding tub is open to all who might care to take a soak, but some folks must just have ears full o' tapioca.

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From: dedbob [mailto:{name redacted to protect the deeply misinformed}]
Sent: Saturday, May 14, 2005 12:07 AM
Subject: He's gay.

You do know that the fascist shithead that pulls the strings of the retard/puppet president is a homosexual, don't you?

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Dear Dedbob,

Have you nubbled with my Plumplenumpkins? My Rovey sure as heckypants isn't gay. He's omnisexual. It would be truly cruel, indeed, to deny anyone of any gender or species access to his trouser treats!


Posted by Virginia at 04:43 AM