When
it comes to "popular music"
in its most basic sense,1999 will go down as one of the worst years since
Pat Boone and Annette Funicello topped the charts. Yup, the Mouseketeers
Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, N' Sync and the rest of their
prepubescent
25-year old brethren took it over. Did you think that the person
or, more accurately, the science lab that could generate sounds which made
the Spice Girls and the Backstreet Boys seem complex actually existed? When
the great ear cancer epidemic of 2010 hits, we won't know whether it was
the proliferation of cell phones or saccharine
airwaves in 1999 that did it.
And, ugh, the rap-metal-funk thing, oy! OK, people, see if you can follow
me: A bunch of middle-aged clowns run a few multinational conglomerates.
Said middle-aged men sit down in a big room with big leather chairs and
think, "What do the kids want?" "Hm, Watkins, you got anything
on that?" "Well, sir, it seems they still like to piss off their
parents." So the suits get together and slap together some metal
(annoys parents) and some rap
(which still, after all these years, seems to scare a few folks in the Midwest)
and put some naughty lyrics and photos of porn stars on it and voila:
The
kids eat it up. Why? "Because it's not like that Backstreet Boys
crap, man!" Listen, the product is sweetened up and smutted down by
the same people for the same reason: to get your money into their pockets
so the shareholders don't fire them.
Still, the worthwhile and even the remarkable managed to flourish in the
black shadow of the music industry. Despite
distressing larger trends, 1999 proved to be a year of good albums:
It was harder
to decide what to leave off the list than to scramble for what was worthy
of being on it. While big-time country meant Garth Brooks' latest insane
marketing ploy and Shania Twain's newest bustier, it also quietly returned
to its roots. For her lush "I've
Got a Right to Cry," former Patsy Cline impersonator Mandy Barnett
showed off pipes, sass and a crack band the likes of which hasn't been seen
since ... well, Patsy Cline.
Hank Williams III proved himself to be more like Hank I than Hank II ever was, turning in a disc of road-weary, beer chugging, moanin' and weepin' tunes worthy of its "Risin' Outlaw" moniker. As if to settle the argument once and for all, Nashville's ultimate reigning diva Dolly Parton produced her best effort in years, if not decades. "The Grass Is Blue" returned the pristine wonder of her voice to its natural setting of traditional songs, mandolins and banjos.
Ladies' props also came around in hip-hop, as Eve raised herself above being
merely the "First
Lady of the Ruff Ryders" to prove that a woman can be as tough
as DMX and as sexy as Foxy
Brown. Eve's solo debut showed her ability to go from a hearts-'n'-flowers
girly love song to a chillingly straight forward narrative about domestic
violence.
And it wasn't just the ladies who finally got theirs: Rap production overlord
Prince Paul created two of the year's most original and impressive efforts
but this time the epic tragedy "A
Prince Among Thieves" and the comedy pastiche of "Handsome
Boy Modeling School" had the brother doing it for himself.
In the reborn diva department, long-forgotten jazz singer Teri Thornton
returned to prominence in a Cinderella scenario that had her going from
battling cancer to headlining festivals,
as well as releasing "I'll
Be Easy to Find,"a disc that proved her to be among the top jazz
vocalists in the business. Angie Stone, another recently discovered lady
of distinction, had drifted around the music scene, hip-hopping in the '80s,
collaborating with D'Angelo and Lenny Kravitz in the '90s, but closing the
century with "Black
Diamond," a funky, sultry, soulful makeout album for both the old
school and new jack.
Yeah, I know A
Tribe Called Quest called it quits this year. Curtis Mayfield died.
Pretty much every band I liked got dropped during the Universal/Polygram
merger. Many of the clubs I used to hang at got
shut down by that creep
of a mayor we're still stuck with. An incredible level of other rotten
things happened. But I have this to say: I
got to see Tom Waits. Which means it was a good year for me.
Lissa Townsend Rodgers